Сита поёт блюз
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Сита поёт блюз
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На основе эпоса Рамаяна
Вальмики
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- Рик хочет нанять меня, он создал
новую студию
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- И где она?
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- В Индии.
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ИНДИЯ
Много лет тому назад.
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- Когда? Я не помню в каком году.
Наверное неизвестно в каком.
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Какой был год?
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- Думаю это было в 14-ом веке. Но…
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- 14-ый век был совсем недавно.
- Ну… не знаю…
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- Тогда правили Моголы.
- Тогда в 11-ом.
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- Это точно было до н.э.
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- Точно до н.э. И я думаю это было
в Айодхье.
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- Там родился Рама
- Я знаю это, потому что там снесли мечеть,
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они говорили что там родился Рама.
Можете не верить, но так считается.
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- Айодхья. Это в штате Уттар-Прадеш.
Вот здесь... Значит это правда.
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- Рамаяна описывает реальные события,
точно так же как Библия.
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- Хотите знать всю историю?
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У отца Рамы было 4 жены.
- 3 жены. - 3 жены?
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- 4 сына.
- 4 сына 3 жены, хорошо.
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- А как звали сыновей?
- Каушалья,
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- Нет, это жена.
-Каушалья, Сумитра, Кайкейя.
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- И сыном Каушальи был Рама,
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Сыном Сумитры был Лакшман,
и у Кейкейи был сын Бхарат.
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и Шатрунгхан кажется был братом Лахмана,
значит он был сыном Сумитры.
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Сита была женой Рамы.
- Правильно.
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- И Сита, я также знаю, была...
отцом Ситы был Джанак
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- У Ситы было много имен.
"Сита" только одно из них.
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- Да.
- Джанаки, такжэ Вахиш... Вахи...
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- Вайдехи. - А?
- Вайдехи.
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- Да. Вайдехи. Я видел пьесу "Вайдехи",
названную по второму имени Ситы.
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- Рама должен был быть коронован
Дашаратхой и Кайкейя пришла к нему...
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потому что она... кажется
она ухаживала за ним когда он болел
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... или что-то вроде.
- Да. - И раджа сказал ей:
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"Я сделаю для тебя все что попросишь."
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И она попросила отправить Раму в изгнание
на 14 лет, считая что это достаточно долго...
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когда тебя нет 14 лет... с глаз долой
из сердца вон.
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АЙДОХЬЯ
Много лет до н.э.
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- Рама! Сын мой.
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Сегодня я хотел бы короновать тебя,
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но моя злая жена Кайкейя...
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...напомнила мне обещание
данное мной...
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и теперь вместо того чтобы короновать тебя,
я должен отправить тебя в изгнание на 14 лет
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прощай мой мальчик.
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ты благороден и добр, воплощение
справедливости
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Храбрый принц-воин. Радость
неба и земли
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идеальный человек, пусть Бог
бережет тебя.
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- Смотри не получи дверью под зад
когда будешь уходить!
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Такой была ее просьба и она разбила
ему сердце
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- Допустим все индусы верны
своему слову.
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- Он должен был так поступить.
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- И потом он умер? - Думаю нет.
- Он точно умер.
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- Во всех представлениях что я видел
в детстве... - Или все-таки умер?
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- ... есть драматичная сцена, где у него
случается сердечный приступ когда
его сын уходит...
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... полагаю он умирает. - А я думаю,
что он был нездоров и это случилось позже.
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И ещё одна большая проблема
- чувство вины
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потому что Рама хороший сын. Когда ему
сказали уйти, он не создавал проблем...
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и не спрашивал почему. Он сказал: "Отец,
если такова воля твоя, я уйду."
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А Сита сказала: "Если ты уйдешь, я уйду."
- Нет Сита...
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... в лесу полно ракшасов - демонов, что
докучают нашим мудрецам и оскверняют их
ритуальные огни.
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Я должен сражаться с ними. Один.
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- Но Рама, место женщины - рядом с мужем,
я приму любые тяготы
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я не могу жить без тебя.
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Я не могу жить без тебя
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Я не могу жить без тебя.
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- Я буду скучать.
- Контракт всего на 6 месяцев.
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Ты даже не успеешь соскучится,
как я вернусь.
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- Равана был злым правителем Ланки.
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И он украл Ситу.
- Он был очень ученым человеком..
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...Кажется, единственный его плохой
поступок - похищение Ситы
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и это интересно, потому что в остальном
он ученый человек...
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...умелый воин, молится правильным
богам я полагаю...
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...по всему выходит что он хороший король.
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но со временем его все больше начинают
считать... что он совсем...
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... Мугамбо.
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- Да правда, и он тоже жил на острове.
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- Он почитал Шиву, и кажется играл на вине
своими кишками для Шивы.
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- Кишками? - Да, это доказывало
на сколько он был предан Шиве.
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И он попросил Шиву исполнить
его желание
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и поэтому он играл на вине своими кишками.
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- Наверное он был бесстрашен в бою, ведь что
такое боль для человека играющего на вине
внутренностями.
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- Я был впечатлён тем, что он был королем
Шри-Ланки
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- Он был королем Ланки.
- Ланка, Цейлон - это одна и та же страна.
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- Мы полагаем они построили мост.
- Мост все ещё существует, его видно
на снимках NASA
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- На самом деле? NASA?
- Да, спутники NASA.
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- Значит это правда.
А я то думал что они были на луне.
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- А как же история с Шуркпханакой?
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- Шурпанакха.
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- Я путаю ее имя.
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- Шурпанакха, реально ужасная тетка.
- Но она была сестрой Раваны.
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- Равана! Рама убил твоих ракшасов.
Ты должен его наказать!
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- Не надо хозяин!
Рама очень могущественный.
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- Сестра! Не грузи меня своими мыслями.
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- Любимый брат Раван!
А ты видел жену Рамы, Ситу?
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Она самая прекрасная женщина
в мире!!
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Ее кожа - прекраснее лотоса.
Ее глаза как бутоны лотоса.
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Руки как лотосы.
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Груди как два огромных, круглых
сочных лотоса!!
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Возьми ее в жены, Раван.
Укради ее у Рамы!
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- Не делай этого хозяин!
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- Не хочу слушать твои доводы, Марича.
Ты должен мне помочь.
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Превратись в прекрасного золотого оленя,
чтобы отвлечь Раму.
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Когда Сита останется без охраны,
я схвачу ее!
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Сита будет моей!!
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- Ой! Какой прекрасный золотой олень!
О Рама, поймаешь его для меня?
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- Ну не знаю Сита,
это может быть чья-то уловка.
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- Ну пожалуйста, Рама.
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- Ну хорошо, Сита.
Ты так мало просишь, и так много мне даешь!
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Но пообещай, что не будешь выходить
из хижины, пока меня не будет.
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В лесу опасно!
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- Я обещаю.
О Рама, я так тебя люблю!
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- Я тебя тоже люблю, Сита!
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- И вы знаете что Сита делает?
Как она смогла дать понять, где она?
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Она бросала свои украшения всю дорогу и
таким образом указала путь.
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- Верно.
- Так они узнали что ее увезли на Ланку
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- Это ж сколько украшений она выбросила?
- Да, много украшений она носила в лесу.
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- Да не было у нее украшений.
Она все оставила когда уходила с Айодхьи.
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- Она все оставила?
- Да. Я думаю она взяла только свое сари.
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- Не надо оспаривать историю.
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- Она пропала. Я же говорил
ей не выходить с хижины.
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Как я ее теперь найду?
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Сита!!
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Что же случилось с тобой!?
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- Происхождение Ханумана. Все эти демоны
бесчинствовали на земле,
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и все боги пришли к Вишну
и просили помощи.
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Вишну сказал, что будет рожден
на земле как Рама.
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- Он также был рожден, как Кришна,
это очень сложно.
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- Это аватары, 10 реинкарнаций.
Десятое воплощение последнее,
его ещё не произошло.
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Вишну сказал:
"Пусть Шива тоже родиться...
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... мне нужна помощь".
Так что Хануман это воплощение Шивы.
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- Почему я этого не знал?
- И я не знала.
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- Так что Хануман был рожден
с одной целью...
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...встретить Раму и помочь ему.
Таков был смысл в его рождении.
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- Я помогу тебе!
- Кто ты?
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- Я Хануман, обезьяна-воин.
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Сын ветра.
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- Я Рама, принц Айодхьи.
Давай будем союзниками.
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- Я буду твоим слугой навеки.
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- Теперь иди. Найди Ситу.
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- Алло. - Это я.
- Дэйв, где ты?
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- В Травендраме, глупышка. Дома.
- У тебя есть домашний телефон?
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- Конечно. - Прошел месяц
и ты не прислал мне свой номер.
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- Не выслал? Ну у меня хорошая новость.
Дэйв продлил мой контракт на год!
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- Что!? ещё год, ты говорил что вернешься
через 6 месяцев.
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- Но мне нравится здесь.
- А как же я? Как же Лекси?!
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Как же наша квартира?
Как же мы?!
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- Не плачь Нина.
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Я люблю тебя.
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Ты можешь приехать сюда.
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- Она сидела под деревом. - И плакала.
- Она думала о Раме.
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Молилась Раме!
- И все эти злые люди, во всех фильмах
и пьесах, которые мы видели...
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...злые люди приходили к ней,
и пугали ее, а она молилась Раме.
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- Но я думаю что женщины-демоны
хотели защитить ее...
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...пораженные ее преданностью Раме
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И к ней пришел Равана и сказал:
- Что может сделать Рама, чего я не могу?
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Но она сказала, что у него есть последний
шанс, потому что когда придет Рама
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то он надерет тебе задницу.
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- Я люблю тебя Сита,
ты должна стать моей женой.
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- Никогда. Я люблю только Раму.
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Я честная и порядочная жена
другого мужчины
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Я принадлежу Раме,
как лучи принадлежат солнцу
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Верни меня Раме или ты услышишь звук
его лука, что гремит как молния Индры
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- Чем нежнее мужчина с женщиной,
тем больше она его оскорбляет!!
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Даю тебе 2 месяца на размышления,
милочка!
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Потом тебе придется разделить со мной ложе.
А если ты не выйдешь за меня...
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... мои ракшасы приготовят тебя
мне на завтрак!!
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- Твои ужасные желтые глаза должны
выпасть, когда ты смотришь похотливо
на меня
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00:27:22,690 --> 00:27:29,877
единственная причина почему я не испепелю
тебя своей силой, потому что Рама не приказал
мне сделать это.
169
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:41,221
Она сделала ошибку не улетев
на спине у Ханумана
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В смысле "мой мужчина должен меня спасти".
Да вылезь на спину обезьяне...
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... вернись домой, успокойся и сотни жизней
будет сохранено.
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- Возможно она не доверяла обезьяне,
вот и все. - Возможно и не верила.
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- Нет, я думаю она полностью доверяла
обезьяне. Но она хотела чтобы за ней
пришел ее мужчина.
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00:31:01,704 --> 00:31:07,467
- Мол "ты должен мне доказать, милый,
борись за меня".
- Не только это, она также хотела... - Извини.
175
00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:12,889
- ... но она также хотела чтобы злой король
был побежден, вот почему муж должен
был прийти. - Да! Верно!
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00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:17,092
- Ладно! Почему бы не вернутся,
тогда у короля не было бы заложника.
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И тогда уже действовать. - Похоже она
хотела прославить Раму таким образом...
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... в стиле "мой мужчина придет, и он может
это сделать, он добродетелен и он убьет
Равану".
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- Кровожадная женщина.
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АРЕНДА
Условие - любовь к котам.
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Одна спальня. Квартира в Сан-Франциско.
Сдается с 1 июня на год. Нужно любить и
заботиться о коте Лекси.
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00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:10,865
- Обезьяны ли это на самом деле?
- Они могут летать. - Мне кажется они
отличаются от обезьян...
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00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:16,080
...насколько я понимаю, обезьяны
это один вид...
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... а ванары - это другой вид. Полулюди,
полуобезьяны.
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- ОК. Ведь у них были хвосты.
- Да, но они не такие как... да, у них были
хвосты...
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00:32:28,795 --> 00:32:31,186
... они были обезьянами на половину,
если не больше.
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- Они и были армией. Ведь у братьев не было
другой армии. - Два брата и ванары
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...большая армия ванаров.
- Да, верно, ванаров.
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- Хануман! Собирай воинов-обезьян, мы
доберемся до Ланки через море и спасем Ситу
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00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:52,338
- Да господин. Мы немедленно выступим.
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00:33:19,975 --> 00:33:23,345
- Кто это стучит? Не стой на пороге,
заходи.
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Тхируванантхарурам
(Тривандрам)
Индия
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- Мы в Индии.
Никаких поцелуев на людях.
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Давай я возьму твои вещи.
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00:37:00,474 --> 00:37:04,448
- Ну-у.. Вот ты и здесь.
Спокойной ночи.
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00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:29,873
- Что он сделал, когда увидел ее на Ланке?
Обнял и поцеловал?
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00:37:29,993 --> 00:37:33,445
- Нет, я так не думаю.
Он был очень холоден.
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00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:39,357
- Почему он был так холоден с Ситой?
- Я не в курсе на этот счет.
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- Может ты объяснишь?
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- Ты жила в доме другого мужчины,
поэтому ты не можешь быть моей женой.
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00:38:28,883 --> 00:38:34,907
- Что? - Я исполнил свой долг, спас тебя от
врага и смыл нанесенное мне оскорбление.
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00:38:35,658 --> 00:38:39,004
У меня ужасные подозрения
относительно тебя
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Равана видел твою красоту и не мог так долго
держать тебя в своем доме не прикоснувшись
к тебе.
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00:38:45,468 --> 00:38:48,115
Мне больно даже смотреть на тебя.
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Можешь идти куда хочешь.
Я не могу больше быть с тобой, Сита.
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00:38:54,823 --> 00:38:59,540
- Если бы я знала, я б убила себя
и не было бы этой войны.
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00:39:00,668 --> 00:39:04,016
Подготовь для меня погребальный костер.
Я не хочу больше жить.
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00:39:04,268 --> 00:39:07,726
Не смотря на мою добродетель,
мой муж отверг меня.
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00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:12,299
- Он очевидна сомневался в ее чистоте.
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00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:15,046
- Интересно, что такое чистота
на самом деле?
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00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:19,267
- Мне кажется странным что никто
не подозревает Равана в насилии...
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00:39:19,678 --> 00:39:24,644
...в понятии добровольности,
никто этого не знает,
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00:39:24,816 --> 00:39:27,568
я имею в виду, что добровольно,
значит по согласию
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00:39:27,688 --> 00:39:35,005
Может он из тех кто говорит "Если ты не
прейдешь ко мне добровольно, я не прикоснусь
к тебе, и не буду принуждать тебя"
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00:39:35,451 --> 00:39:40,970
- У него не было секса с Ситой?
- Нет. Сита доказала свою чистоту
пройдя испытание огнем.
216
00:42:55,502 --> 00:43:02,450
- И он так и не поверил ей, когда она прошла
испытание огнем, это почти как...
217
00:43:02,642 --> 00:43:06,426
- Я думаю он ей поверил, а потом это было
чистое давление...из-за хозяина прачечной.
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00:43:06,546 --> 00:43:11,227
...Он был убежден, и не сомневался в ней...
219
00:43:11,347 --> 00:43:15,992
...он сказал "ОК. Ты чиста", обнял ее, и цветы
посыпались с небес. Или что-то в этом роде.
220
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:20,558
- Упс, ты все-таки чиста.
Ты простишь меня, Сита?
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00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:25,226
- Конечно Рама.
Я живу только для тебя.
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00:43:45,621 --> 00:43:49,625
- Они так сильно хотят, чтобы я была на
встрече, что обеспечат перелет в Нью-Йорк.
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00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,078
на 5 дней и все затраты оплачиваются.
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- Это замечательно! Тебе будет весело.
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00:44:07,768 --> 00:44:09,870
- Увидимся через неделю.
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00:44:21,684 --> 00:44:25,066
- Нет-нет, летающая колесница...
боги прислали колесницу
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я помню, это было что-то летающее...
- Японский поезд
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00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:32,969
- я думаю, это было круто
- первый в мире самолет
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00:44:33,509 --> 00:44:36,645
Или они летели на птице?
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00:44:37,913 --> 00:44:41,965
...я думаю, это был какой-то летающий
предмет. - Ковер-самолет, как у Алладина
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00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:45,785
- Нет, думаю это была сложная конструкция.
- Пушпака
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- Вот на чем они вернулись - летающая
альтанка! - Пушпака-вимана.
- Это как двухпалубный самолет.
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00:44:50,733 --> 00:44:53,461
- Есть ещё фильм, немое кино...
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00:44:54,741 --> 00:44:59,274
- Это то, о чем я говорил,
это был предмет, не птица
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00:45:00,283 --> 00:45:04,464
- Думаю, 14 лет подходили к концу, так что
им нужен был быстрый способ вернуться
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ПЕРЕРЫВ
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00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:18,045
Дорогая Нина, не возвращайся.
С любовью, Дэйв.
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- Рама, я беременна.
- Это чудесно дорогая.
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00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:03,073
- Они не тратили время зря на
Пушпаке-виманум.
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00:55:03,193 --> 00:55:08,596
Мы не знаем когда именно она забеременела.
- Вскоре после всего этого, и это аргумент
в пользу того...
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00:55:09,312 --> 00:55:14,595
... что ребенок был не от Рамы. Но я думаю,
что от Рамы. - Помилуй Бог, это был Рама.
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00:55:22,439 --> 00:55:28,216
- Я не такой как Рама! Что принял женщину,
которая спала в доме другого мужчины!
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00:55:28,504 --> 00:55:32,811
- Это случилось с хозяином прачечной...
- Это история про хозяина прачечной...
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00:55:32,931 --> 00:55:42,014
... жена хозяина прачечной вернулась после
того, как была с другим. И ее муж сказал:
- Ты думаешь что я как Рама...
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00:55:42,134 --> 00:55:47,611
... и приму женщину которая спала в доме
другого мужчины? И когда известия об этом
дошли до Рамы...
246
00:55:47,731 --> 00:55:53,289
Рама сказал: "Я не могу править,
если мои подданные не уважают меня...
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00:55:53,771 --> 00:55:57,580
... и ты должна..."
- Я думаю тогда он и отверг ее.
248
00:56:01,177 --> 00:56:03,816
- Сита, скажи, ты не хочешь прогуляться?
249
00:56:03,936 --> 00:56:06,923
- Но только что приехали.
- Ну и хорошо, собирайся.
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00:56:09,675 --> 00:56:14,149
- Брат мой Лакшман. Плохая репутация моей
жены бросает тень на мою репутацию.
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00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:20,081
Ты должен отвести Ситу в лес и оставить
ее там. Я не могу оставить ее в моем
королевстве.
252
00:56:20,679 --> 00:56:24,230
Я думаю, что он как король
должен был что-то вроде...
253
00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:29,412
ну если обычный человек так поступает со
своей женой, то почему король не должен.
254
00:56:29,532 --> 00:56:32,429
- Он отверг ее не потому,
что она была не чиста,
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00:56:32,549 --> 00:56:37,903
а потому что, чтобы быть королем, ему
нужно уважение подданных, и он решил...
256
00:56:38,235 --> 00:56:42,598
- Мне кажется что у него всегда оставалась
доля сомнения,
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00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:49,152
... ко всему этому, все ведь говорили о его
праведности, что он держал слово данное
отцу,
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00:56:49,272 --> 00:56:54,728
... но его подданные, его королевство...
но мне кажется он всегда...
259
00:56:54,848 --> 00:56:56,785
... сомневался в ее чистоте.
260
01:01:19,193 --> 01:01:23,960
- Наверное в прошлой жизни я ужасно
согрешила, заслужив такие страдания...
261
01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:29,488
... я бы бросилась в реку, если бы не носила
сыновей Рамы.
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01:01:31,695 --> 01:01:36,751
- Ее всегда изображают беременной,
когда она отвержена...
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01:01:36,871 --> 01:01:40,060
... и второй раз оказывается в лесу.
264
01:01:40,307 --> 01:01:44,901
И тогда она встретила этого учителя.
- Вальмики.
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01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:50,148
- И Вальмики написал Рамаяну, потому, что
Сита рассказала ему свою историю.
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01:04:47,205 --> 01:04:52,019
- Так что Сита родила Лаву и Кушу в лесу,
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01:04:52,676 --> 01:04:59,042
и Вальмики воспитывал их, он научил их
петь песню восхваляющую Раму.
268
01:05:06,721 --> 01:05:11,570
- Лава, Куша, давайте споем хвалебную
песню Раме.
269
01:05:14,447 --> 01:05:19,568
- Рама великий, Рама хороший, Рама делает
то что должен делать
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01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:24,893
Рама справедливый, Рама всегда прав,
Рама путеводный свет
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01:05:25,116 --> 01:05:30,185
Идеальный человек, идеальный сын,
Раму любят все
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01:05:30,443 --> 01:05:35,493
Всегда прав, никогда не ошибается,
мы славим Раму этой песней
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01:05:35,739 --> 01:05:38,333
воспоем его любовь, восхваляем его в песне
274
01:05:38,453 --> 01:05:40,973
Рама отправил жену на огонь
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01:05:41,093 --> 01:05:43,669
Привел ее в дом, вышвырнул вон
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01:05:43,789 --> 01:05:46,321
чтобы успокоить подозрения людей
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01:05:46,441 --> 01:05:48,992
Рама мудр, Рама справедлив
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01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,669
Рама делает то что должен
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01:05:51,789 --> 01:05:54,316
Первым делом долг, а Сита потом
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01:05:54,436 --> 01:05:57,112
правление Рамы непревзойденное
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01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:04,458
- Пожалуйста, прими меня обратно,
пожалуйста, я сделаю все
282
01:07:05,503 --> 01:07:13,271
Если парень, или бывший парень,
плохо обращается с девушкой...
283
01:07:14,034 --> 01:07:20,642
...она заботится о нем каждый день, готовит и
отправляет ему горячий обед в полдень...
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01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:27,705
...а она ему не нравится, он с ней не
разговаривает, надо двигаться дальше...
что-то пошло не так...
285
01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:36,886
Сита совершала пуджа каждый день. Мне
кажется что хорошие и плохие поступки
совершают все...
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01:07:37,006 --> 01:07:42,415
...и Сита тоже, например она не вернулась
с Хануманом, а ведь могла спасти сотни
и тысячи безневинных людей.
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01:07:42,622 --> 01:07:47,275
- И особенно обезьян.
- Ну они тоже имели право жить. И потом...
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01:07:47,932 --> 01:07:57,062
...она молилась ему каждый день.
- В то время это была безусловная
любовь, для нее это было...
289
01:07:57,553 --> 01:08:02,221
..."этот мужчина любит меня"
- Это женский подход с которым я не согласен,
290
01:08:02,455 --> 01:08:05,696
...потому что это вроде "она делала это
потому что любила", но она не должна
любить того...
291
01:08:05,816 --> 01:08:09,862
...кто плохо с ней обращается...
- Плохо к ней относится. - Это ее ошибка.
292
01:08:10,285 --> 01:08:13,167
- Вот потому это безусловная любовь.
293
01:11:01,943 --> 01:11:04,981
- И когда Рама был в лесу, он услышал
пение двух мальчиков...
294
01:11:05,101 --> 01:11:12,276
...он не знал, кто они и спросил "Кто вы?".
И так он узнал, что там была Сита
с его детьми.
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01:11:13,137 --> 01:11:19,594
- Дети мои! - Папа?
- Возвращайтесь в дворец Айдохии,
чтобы вечно править вместе со мной.
296
01:11:20,387 --> 01:11:25,882
... но что бы забрать Лаву и Кушу,
ему было ещё о чем подумать.
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01:11:27,268 --> 01:11:31,242
- Сита... да, конечно... Сита...
298
01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:35,701
... все что Сита должна сделать,
это доказать свою чистоту... ещё разок.
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01:11:35,821 --> 01:11:42,956
...ещё одно испытание огнем, возможно.
Или водой, посмотрим утонет она или нет.
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01:11:43,461 --> 01:11:50,089
Если она утонет, то она чиста, если нет...
нет, если не утонет, то она чиста...
301
01:11:50,335 --> 01:11:53,732
... если утонет, то она...
- И она должна была доказать свою чистоту
ещё раз...
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01:11:53,852 --> 01:11:57,393
...не знаю о чем он ее попросил,
да и не важно. Она сказала:
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- Я докажу тебе свою чистоту. Если я была
верна Раме всегда,
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01:12:03,465 --> 01:12:08,880
...если я никогда не думала о другом мужчине,
если я чиста телом и душой,
305
01:12:09,467 --> 01:12:15,037
...тогда пусть мать-Земля заберёт меня
обратно в свое лоно.
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01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,726
- Вот и всё.
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Mister-X, 2009, ФениксКлуб
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Moanin' Low, my sweet man I love him so
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though he's mean as can be
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He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me
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a woman like me...
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a woman like me...
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a woman like me...
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a woman like me...
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Rick wants to hire me! He's at a new studio.
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Where is it?
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India!
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When?
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I don't remember what year...
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there's no year...
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How do you know there's a year for that?
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I think they say the 14th Century.
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The 14th Century was recently.
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No, but...I don't know...
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That's when...the Moghuls were ruling, Babar was in India
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The 11th then?
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It's definitely B.C.
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It's B.C. for sure
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and I think it's Ayodhya, where Ram was born
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I know that because they razed that temple.
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They say that Ram was born there. Which I don't believe -
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- but that's what they say.
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And Ayodhya is in the state of Uttar Pradesh.
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It's right there! Therefore the story has to be true.
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It's probably based on as real as event as the Bible is based on.
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You want to know the whole story?
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Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives.
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- 3 wives.
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3 wives?
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- 4 sons.
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4 sons, 3 wives. OK.
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I know the names of the sons by the way.
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Kausalya...
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No, that's the wife, that's what I meant.
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Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi.
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And Kausalya's son was Ram
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Sumitra's son was Laxman
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Kaikeyi's son was Bharat
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I'm so impressed!
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Yes, and
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Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother which means he had to be, uh
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Sumitra's son.
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Sita was Ram's wife
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Right, and Sita I know also, Sita's father was Janaka.
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Sita has many names, Sita only being one of them.
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Yeah.
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Janaki! Janaki!
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Janaki also.
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And Vahish, Vahish, uh...
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I saw a play -
Vaidehi.
- Huh?
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Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right, which I learned was another name for Sita.
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Ram was about to be crowned by Dasharatha as the king
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and Kaikeyi went to him and
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Because she had done something really good
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I think she had taken care of him when he was really sick.
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Yes.
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And so at that point he had said to her,
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"You have one Boon. Anything you ask of me I will do."
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and so she went and asked him to send Ram away for 14 years
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thinking that was a long enough time, that if you go away for 14 years,
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you're pretty much out of sight, out of mind.
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Rama my son, today I wish to crown you King of Ayodhya
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but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi-
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Grrr...
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- just reminded me of an ancient vow I made.
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To honor this vow, instead of crowning you king, I must
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banish you to the forest for 14 years!
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Goodbye, dear boy. You are noble and good.
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The embodiment of righteousness.
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A brave warrior prince.
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Joy of Heaven and Earth.
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The Ideal Man.
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May the Gods be with you.
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Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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That's what she asked for and Dasharatha was heartbroken
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but given that all Indian men are true to their word...
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He had to... do that.
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And then he died? Didn't he die?
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No, I don't think...
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He died eventually...
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No, but all those Ram Leelas I've seen when I was a kid...
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He died right away?
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There's this big scene, very dramatic
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he's having a heart attack when his son is going away.
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I do think he was unwell...
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Yeah that's true.
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And he also has a huge issue, right?
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He's like ravaged by guilt, because Ram is such a good son.
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And Ram, when he was told to go away,
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actually said he would. He didn't create any problems, he didn't say,
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"Why?"
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He just said,
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"If that is your wish Father, I shall go."
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And then he went.
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And Sita said, "If you go, I go."
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No, Sita.
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The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons.
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They harrass our Wise Men and desecrate their ritual fires.
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I must fight them... alone.
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But Rama, a woman's place is next to her Husband!
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I will accept any hardship.
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I cannot live without you...
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I cannot live without you...
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I hate to think what might have been if we had never met
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Why should I suppose that this could be?
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The weary days, the lonely nights, are easy to forget
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since I am here, and you are here with me.
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Here we are, you and I
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let the World hurry by
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Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew
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You'd find me, I'd find you
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Here we are, alone together
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what matter whether, we wandered far?
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And though we haven't got a bankful,
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we can still be thankful
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that here, that here we are!
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Here we are, you and I
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Let the World just hurry by
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Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew
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you'd find me, and I'd find you
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Here we are, alone together
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what matter whether we wandered far?
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and though we haven't got a bankful,
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we can still be thankful
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that here we are!
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That's all!
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I'll miss you.
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It's only a 6-month contract. I'll be back before you know it!
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Ravana was the evil king of Lanka
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and he just stole Sita.
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He was an incredibly learned man. From what I understand, Ravana was...
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Actually the only bad thing he seems to have done...
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...is capture Sita.
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Which is kind of interesting because everything else about him seems to be, like
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he was this really learned guy,
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he knows all these weapons
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he prays to the right Gods...
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so all this stuff! He's like this Good King.
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Except that, over time, we've been led to believe he's this complete...
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that he's like Mogambo.
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That's right, he lived on an island also!
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He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta.
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and he plays -
-all these instruments...
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Veena with his intestines.
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With his intestines?
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Yeah, for Shiva.
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There's this whole thing about how devoted a fan he was
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and he's asking Lord Shiva for some wish
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and, you know, he is basically playing Veena with his intestines.
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It's hard to fell someone like that in battle, because
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what is pain to a man who plays Veena on his intestines?
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Nothing much.
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What I'm really impressed with is he was the king of Sri Lanka.
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No, he was the king of Lanka.
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It was Lanka. It's called Ceylon. It's the same country I think.
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Well the point is that's what we think.
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They built the bridge.
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The bridge still exists, so NASA images say.
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Really? NASA? It must be true then!
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Maybe they saw it when they were on the moon!
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Isn't the Suruphanaka story - Suruphanaka right?
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Surphanaka.
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I'm messing up her name. God, they're gonna be after me
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Surphanaka is the one with the really ugly nose.
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Surphanaka. But she was Ravana's sister.
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Ravana! Rama has slaughtered your Rakshasas in the forest. You must take revenge!
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Don't do it, Master. Rama is powerful.
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Sister, do not bother me with your petty concerns.
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Dear Brother Ravana, have you seen Rama's wife Sita?
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She is the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Her skin is fair like the lotus blossom.
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Her eyes are like lotus pools.
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Her hands are like, um, lotuses.
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Her breasts like big, round, firm, juicy...
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Lotuses!
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Mmmm, ahhhh...
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Make Sita your wife, Ravana. Steal her from Rama!
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Don't do it, Master!
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I'll hear no arguments from you, Mareecha. You must help me at once.
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Transform yourself into a beautful golden deer to distract Rama.
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While Sita is unguarded, I'll grab her!
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Sita WILL be mine! Hahahahahaaa!
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What a beautiful golden deer!
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Oh Rama, won't you capture it for me?
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I don't know, Sita. It could be a trick!
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Oh Rama, pleeeaaase?
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All right, Sita. You ask for so little and give me so much.
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But promise you won't leave the hut while I'm gone. The forest is dangerous.
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I promise! Oh Rama, I love you!
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I love you, Sita.
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Love was blind to me, now it's kind to me,
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Love has opened my eyes.
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Since it came to me, life's a game to me
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with the sweetest surprise.
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I never knew how good it was to be
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a slave to one who means the world to me.
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I loved that man from the start, and way down deep in his heart
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I know he loves me, Heaven knows why
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and when he tells me he can't live without me
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what wouldn't I do for that man?
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He's not an angel or saint, and what's the odds that he ain't
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with all his faults I know he'll get by
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I'll be so true to him, he'll never doubt me
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What wouldn't I do for that man?
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Oh, when he lets me lean my, my weary head on his shoulder
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I close my eyes right there and wish I never grow older
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I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own
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I love that man as nobody can
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I'm just no good when his arms are about me
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What wouldn't I do for that man?
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Oh, what wouldn't I do for that man?
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I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own
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I love that man better than I do my self
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I'm just no good when his arms are about me
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What wouldn't I do for that man?
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Oh there's not a thing I wouldn't do for my man.
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That's all!
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But you know what Sita does then? How she is able to tell these people where she -
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She drops her jewelry
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along the way.
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And that's how they were able to find her. It went all the way up to Lanka.
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How many times did she drop the jewelry?
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She was wearing a whole lot of jewelry in the forest.
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I mean, no, remember, she's not wearing any jewelry 'cause she left everything
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before she left Ayodhya and she came -
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Oh, she left everything?
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Right, she just came in her Sanyasi clothes.
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Don't challenge these stories.
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She's gone.
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I told her not to leave the hut!
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Oh how will I ever find her?
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Sita!
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Sitaaaaaa!
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Oh Sita, what has become of you?
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Actually, the origins of Hanuman...
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All these demons were attacking the Earth
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and supposedly all the Gods and everyone went to Vishnu and said,
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"Please help us, please help us!"
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So Vishnu said that he was gonna be born on Earth as Ram.
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But he was born as Krishna also, this is very confusing.
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That's dasavatar, 10 incarnations.
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So... the 10th one is the last one, not come yet supposedly.
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So anyway, he said what we'll do is,
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Shiva will be born as someone who helps him.
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So Shiva was actually... Hanuman is an incarnation of Shiva.
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Oh I didn't know that.
- I didn't know that either.
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Yup. And, so Hanuman is actually born with the sole purpose
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of eventually meeting up with Ram and helping him.
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Like that was the reason for his birth.
253
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(sobbing, crying...)
254
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I will help you.
255
00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:55,977
Who are you?
256
00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:01,779
I am Hanuman, the Monkey Warrior! Son of the Wind!
257
00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:07,355
I am Rama, Prince of Ayodhya. Let us be allies.
258
00:24:07,355 --> 00:24:10,592
I shall be your servant forever.
259
00:24:10,592 --> 00:24:13,527
Now go, find Sita!
260
00:24:49,397 --> 00:24:50,165
Hello?
261
00:24:50,165 --> 00:24:51,132
It's me.
262
00:24:51,132 --> 00:24:53,034
Dave! Where are you?
263
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,271
Trivandrum, silly. At home.
264
00:24:56,271 --> 00:24:57,772
You have a home phone?
265
00:24:57,772 --> 00:24:59,107
Of course.
266
00:24:59,107 --> 00:25:02,210
You've been gone a month and you never e-mailed me your phone number.
267
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:06,214
I didn't?
Well, I have some good news.
268
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,484
They've extended my contract another year!
269
00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:13,221
What? Another year? You said you'd be back in 6 months!
270
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,223
But I like it here.
271
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,893
What about me? What about Lexi?
272
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,528
What about our apartment?
273
00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:21,586
Uhhhh...
274
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,934
What about US?
275
00:25:26,768 --> 00:25:28,956
Don't cry, Nina.
276
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,171
I love you.
277
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,900
You could come here...
278
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She sits under a tree.
279
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And she weeps.
280
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:44,616
And thinks of Ram. And prays to Ram.
281
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:48,914
And all these evil people, you know all these movies and all these shows we've seen
282
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:52,653
all these evil people come and sort of scare her, and she prays to Ram.
283
00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:56,665
But the thing is that the women,
284
00:25:56,665 --> 00:25:59,268
whatever, the women-demon, who are supposed to protect her,
285
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:03,396
are amazed, by her devotion to Ram.
286
00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:05,206
And so Ravana also comes and says,
287
00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:08,573
"what can Ram do for you, blah blah blah, that I can't?"
288
00:26:08,677 --> 00:26:12,213
but she's still, "Ram will come here and you still have one last chance
289
00:26:12,213 --> 00:26:14,549
"because once he comes here, you know,
290
00:26:14,549 --> 00:26:16,176
"your ass is grass."
291
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,579
I love you Sita. You must be my wife.
292
00:26:22,757 --> 00:26:25,954
Never. I love only Rama.
293
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,031
I am the chaste and virtuous wife of another man.
294
00:26:34,069 --> 00:26:38,005
I belong to Rama as the rays belong to the Sun.
295
00:26:40,442 --> 00:26:46,506
Give me back to Rama, or you shall soon hear his mighty bow that resounds like Indra's thunderbolt!
296
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:58,186
The more a man speaks sweetly to a woman, the more she insults him!
297
00:26:58,593 --> 00:27:03,155
You have two months to decide, lovely lady.
298
00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:07,131
Then you shall share my bed!
299
00:27:07,869 --> 00:27:14,570
If you do not marry me, my Rakshasas will slaughter you for my breakfast.
300
00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:22,172
Your ugly yellow eyes should fall out of your head as you stare at me so lustfully, Ravana.
301
00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:27,222
The only reason I do not reduce you to ashes with my own blazing power
302
00:27:27,222 --> 00:27:30,419
is because Rama has not ordered me to do so.
303
00:27:34,262 --> 00:27:36,188
Grrrrowl!
304
00:27:50,812 --> 00:27:56,216
When night is creepin', and I should be sleepin' in bed
305
00:27:57,819 --> 00:28:03,155
if you were peepin', you'd find that I'm weepin' instead
306
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:11,827
My lovin' Daddy left his baby again, said he'd come back but he forgot to say when
307
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:18,428
Night after night I'm cryin', Daddy won't you please come home?
308
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:25,369
Daddy won't you please come home, I'm so lonesome
309
00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:29,178
No one can fill that vacant chair
310
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:32,611
Home isn't home when you're not there
311
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:38,188
No need to knock, the door is open for you
312
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,228
Please, Daddy
313
00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:46,656
Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home?
314
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:52,598
Daddy do you have to roam so very long?
315
00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:57,579
There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin'
316
00:28:57,579 --> 00:29:01,413
haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken
317
00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:07,144
Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home?
318
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,046
Please, Daddy
319
00:30:05,046 --> 00:30:11,417
Even the clock keeps tickin', Daddy won't you please come home?
320
00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:18,259
Daddy do you have to roam so very long?
321
00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:22,897
There's lots of other new sheiks who would like to be sheikin'
322
00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:26,628
haven't slipped yet but I'm liable to weaken
323
00:30:26,935 --> 00:30:32,237
Daddy, Daddy won't you please come home?
324
00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:35,242
That's all!
325
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:41,248
She also made her own share of mistakes, in fact she should've just gone back with Hanuman.
326
00:30:41,482 --> 00:30:44,285
The whole idea of "my man has to come to save me,"
327
00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:46,020
it's like oh, you're one little tight thing.
328
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:50,825
Jump on the monkey's back, go back, chill out, hundreds will be fine. OK?
329
00:30:50,825 --> 00:30:54,295
But is it possible she didn't trust the monkey altogether?
330
00:30:54,295 --> 00:30:56,297
It is possible.
331
00:30:56,297 --> 00:31:00,301
No. I think she absolutely trusted the monkey
332
00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:01,703
but she wanted her man to come.
333
00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:04,238
OK that's another thing, it's like, "You gotta prove it to me baby!"
334
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,241
But not only that, she also wanted -
335
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,242
Sorry, go ahead -
336
00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:13,247
but she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, like my husband should come and -
337
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:18,453
OK, why don't you go back, so the evil king doesn't have a hostage, and then do it?
338
00:31:18,453 --> 00:31:22,790
But it's almost like she was trying to glorify Ram through this whole process.
339
00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:26,894
You know, like, "my man will come and he is capable of this
340
00:31:26,894 --> 00:31:30,898
"and he's virtuous, and he will kill Ravan, and..."
341
00:31:30,898 --> 00:31:33,492
She's a bloodthirsty woman.
342
00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:05,233
But my question is, were they monkeys? Because they actually -
343
00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:06,234
-They could fly
344
00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:12,407
not monkeys, um, from what I understand it's different from monkeys, they're...
345
00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:16,244
Like from what I understand monkeys are one kind of... one species
346
00:32:16,244 --> 00:32:20,248
and then, the Vanars were another species. They were half man, half monkey.
347
00:32:20,248 --> 00:32:22,784
OK. Because they had tails though.
348
00:32:22,784 --> 00:32:26,254
Correct. But they're not...
349
00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:28,256
Like, yeah. I definitely think the tail and the...
350
00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:31,259
They were half... they were definitely half monkey, if not more
351
00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,352
Yeah but that's what the army was.
352
00:32:32,353 --> 00:32:34,671
Because otherwise they were these two brothers, they didn't have any army.
353
00:32:34,796 --> 00:32:38,266
These two brothers and then all of Sugriv's big army, all the...
354
00:32:38,266 --> 00:32:41,269
The Vanar Sena.
- The Vanar Sena, right.
355
00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:44,636
Hanuman! Assemble the Monkey Warriors.
356
00:32:44,906 --> 00:32:47,731
We shall cross the sea to Lanka and rescue Sita.
357
00:32:48,609 --> 00:32:53,114
Yes, my Lord. We march at once!
358
00:33:19,974 --> 00:33:24,206
Who's that knockin'? Don't stand outside there, come on in here!
359
00:33:24,579 --> 00:33:28,572
I just had a sort of feeling this morning
360
00:33:28,816 --> 00:33:32,616
something good was gonna happen today
361
00:33:33,254 --> 00:33:37,213
Now there comes a sound without any warning
362
00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:41,659
I just know it's good luck coming my way!
363
00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:46,232
Goodness gracious, can it be? Someone's coming back to me
364
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:50,693
Who's that knocking at my door?
365
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:55,276
I've been waiting oh so long, I'll just die if I'm wrong
366
00:33:55,276 --> 00:33:58,768
Who's that knocking at my door?
367
00:33:58,946 --> 00:34:04,218
I know it can't be the mailman, the coal man, the ice man, they've been here today
368
00:34:04,218 --> 00:34:08,177
can't be the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they don't knock that way
369
00:34:08,823 --> 00:34:13,227
If my sweetie's there outside, my arms and my heart are open wide
370
00:34:13,227 --> 00:34:16,390
Who's that knocking at my door?
371
00:34:53,267 --> 00:34:57,226
Me oh my, my oh me, guess I'm having company
372
00:34:57,772 --> 00:35:01,435
Who's that knocking at my door?
373
00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:06,146
See the time? Eight O'Clock. Sounds like a familiar knock
374
00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:10,218
Who's that knocking at my door?
375
00:35:10,218 --> 00:35:15,223
I know it can't be the milk man, the gas man, the bread man, who always collects
376
00:35:15,223 --> 00:35:19,455
I hope that it isn't that butter and egg man, who writes out those checks?
377
00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:24,193
If it's my sweet used-to-be, gonna lock him in, lose the key
378
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:28,000
Who's that knocking at my door?
379
00:35:47,255 --> 00:35:51,214
Can't be the plumber, the peddler the parlor, cause I've paid those bills
380
00:35:51,626 --> 00:35:55,761
I hope that it isn't the doctor, the dentist, they can't cure my ills
381
00:35:56,230 --> 00:36:00,268
If it's someone that I've known, gonna make him feel at home
382
00:36:00,268 --> 00:36:05,206
Who's that knocking at my door?
383
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,230
That's all!
384
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,990
Dave!
385
00:36:31,265 --> 00:36:32,675
Mmm, Dave!
386
00:36:32,675 --> 00:36:36,226
We're in India. Uh, no... kissing in public.
387
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,436
Let me take your bag.
388
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:03,162
Well, here you are.
389
00:37:03,965 --> 00:37:05,262
Good night.
390
00:37:22,216 --> 00:37:27,176
Oh gosh. Later I know what he did. What did he do when he saw her in Lanka?
391
00:37:28,756 --> 00:37:30,057
Hug her and kiss her...
392
00:37:30,057 --> 00:37:30,887
No I don't think so...
393
00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:33,187
No I don't think so. He was very cold.
394
00:37:33,894 --> 00:37:35,589
Why was he cold to Sita?
395
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,233
Actually I don't remember. To be honest I'm very shaky on this point...
396
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,723
You can make it up...
397
00:38:23,811 --> 00:38:28,180
You have lived in another man's house so you are unfit to be my wife.
398
00:38:28,749 --> 00:38:29,681
What?
399
00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:35,222
I have done my duty in rescuing you from the enemy and avenging the insult to myself.
400
00:38:35,222 --> 00:38:39,226
I have terrible suspicions about your character and conduct.
401
00:38:39,226 --> 00:38:41,228
Ravana was aware of your beauty.
402
00:38:41,228 --> 00:38:45,232
He cannot have kept you in his house for so long without touching you.
403
00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:47,962
The very sight of you is painful.
404
00:38:48,235 --> 00:38:50,533
You are free to go wherever you want.
405
00:38:50,771 --> 00:38:53,001
I have no more use for you, Sita.
406
00:38:54,241 --> 00:39:00,247
If I had known this, I would have killed myself before and spared you this war.
407
00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:04,185
Build me a funeral pyre. I cannot bear to live.
408
00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:07,780
Despite my virtues, my husband has rejected me.
409
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:12,193
He's obviously doubting her, um, pureness.
410
00:39:12,193 --> 00:39:15,196
I find the whole pureness thing really... odd.
411
00:39:15,196 --> 00:39:19,200
I find it really weird that no one is commending Ravan for not forcibly...
412
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,225
I mean I know we shouldn't commend somebody for that, but...
413
00:39:21,302 --> 00:39:22,570
What if he raped her?
414
00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:24,038
Yeah but in terms of villians, right?
415
00:39:24,038 --> 00:39:24,738
Yeah...
416
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,241
I mean, we expect villains to be villain-ous.
417
00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:31,479
This is a guy that's like, "if you don't come to me willingly, I will not touch you."
418
00:39:31,479 --> 00:39:32,012
Right...
419
00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:33,673
"I will not force you in my house."
420
00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:35,214
"I will not force myself on you..."
421
00:39:35,349 --> 00:39:37,010
Well he never had sex with her, did he?
422
00:39:37,118 --> 00:39:39,019
No. As Sita proved over and over again.
423
00:39:39,019 --> 00:39:41,214
By trial of fire.
424
00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:55,296
You're mean to me
425
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:59,130
Why must you be mean to me?
426
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:02,243
Please honey, it seems to me
427
00:40:02,243 --> 00:40:07,148
you love to see me crying. I don't know why
428
00:40:07,148 --> 00:40:12,245
I stay home each night when you say you'll phone
429
00:40:12,386 --> 00:40:15,122
you don't, and I'm left alone
430
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:18,319
singin' the blues and sighin'.
431
00:40:18,926 --> 00:40:25,161
You treat me coldly each day in the year
432
00:40:25,366 --> 00:40:28,802
You always scold me
433
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:33,374
whenever somebody is near, dear
434
00:40:33,374 --> 00:40:40,047
It must be great fun to be mean to me, you shouldn't
435
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:45,144
Oh can't you see what you mean to me?
436
00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:46,180
Sweetheart I love you, think the world of you, but I'm afraid you don't care for me
437
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:52,253
You never show it, don't let me know it, everyone says I'm a fool to be
438
00:41:52,253 --> 00:41:58,959
pining the whole day through. Why do you act like you do?
439
00:41:58,959 --> 00:42:04,298
You're mean to me, why must you be mean to me
440
00:42:04,298 --> 00:42:10,168
Aw gee, honey, it seems to me, you love to see me cryin'
441
00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,339
Please tell me why
442
00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:18,045
I stay at home each night when you say you'll phone
443
00:42:18,045 --> 00:42:24,348
You don't, and I'm left alone just singin' the blues and sighin'
444
00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:31,325
You treat me coldly each day in the year
445
00:42:31,325 --> 00:42:38,999
You always scold me whenever somebody is near, dear
446
00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:45,572
It must be great fun for you, can't you see what you're doing to me
447
00:42:45,572 --> 00:42:50,532
Please tell me why you're so mean to me!
448
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:54,277
That's all!
449
00:42:55,416 --> 00:43:01,388
And he's still not convinced, seemed like, after she went through the trial by fire
450
00:43:01,388 --> 00:43:02,548
I mean it's almost like-
451
00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:06,327
No but I thought he was convinced. He then, it was peer pressure, later with the washerman-
452
00:43:06,327 --> 00:43:07,794
yeah, because the washerman-
453
00:43:08,195 --> 00:43:10,097
He was convinced, it wasn't like he doubted her
454
00:43:10,097 --> 00:43:11,432
He kind of like was "OK, you are pure."
455
00:43:11,432 --> 00:43:14,993
And I think he did hug her and then flowers fell from the heavens or something
456
00:43:15,703 --> 00:43:18,706
Whoops. I guess you were pure after all.
457
00:43:18,706 --> 00:43:21,709
Will you forgive me, Sita?
458
00:43:21,709 --> 00:43:25,805
Of course, Rama. I live only for you.
459
00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:50,003
Hey, they want me to attend this meeting so much they're gonna fly me all the way to New York.
460
00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:52,473
5 days, all expenses paid!
461
00:43:52,473 --> 00:43:55,840
That's great. It'll be fun for you.
462
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:08,981
See you next week.
463
00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:26,707
No no no, it's a flying chariot, the Gods sent the chariot. I don't know, it's something about -
464
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:27,708
-a Japanese train!-
465
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:32,613
I'm finding it, I found it to be totally cool. It was like the world's first airplane or something.
466
00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:34,715
It was like the first - like they actually flew back.
467
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:35,716
I think it was on a bird.
468
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,707
Was it on a bird?
469
00:44:37,918 --> 00:44:40,721
I think it was actually a flying thing of some kind.
470
00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:42,322
They rode a carpet like Aladdin.
471
00:44:42,322 --> 00:44:43,724
No, it was like an elaborate structure.
472
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,725
Pushpakha!
473
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:48,729
That's what they came back on. The flying chariot.
474
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,731
That was one of the Air India jumbo jets also.
475
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:54,735
And there's a movie, a silent movie
476
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:56,737
But that's what I mean, it was this thing.
477
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,740
It wasn't a bird -
- Pushpakha Vemanum.
- Yeah. -Right.
478
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:04,638
I guess what is happening was the 14 years were finishing and they had to find a quick way to get back.
479
00:45:23,330 --> 00:45:28,702
What does it matter if rain comes your way
480
00:45:28,702 --> 00:45:32,706
and raindrops patter along?
481
00:45:32,706 --> 00:45:37,711
The rain descending should not make you blue
482
00:45:37,711 --> 00:45:43,917
The happy ending is waiting for you
483
00:45:43,917 --> 00:45:50,724
Take your share of trouble, face it and don't complain
484
00:45:50,724 --> 00:45:58,165
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
485
00:45:58,165 --> 00:46:05,405
Happiness comes double after a little pain
486
00:46:05,405 --> 00:46:11,509
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
487
00:46:11,929 --> 00:46:19,686
What if your love affair should break up, as they sometimes will
488
00:46:19,686 --> 00:46:26,693
When you kiss and make up, boy what a thrill!
489
00:46:26,693 --> 00:46:34,234
Sadness ends in gladness, showers are not in vain
490
00:46:34,234 --> 00:46:41,341
If you want the rainbow, you must have the rain.
491
00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:47,848
Look for brighter weather, oh watch for the Sun again
492
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:54,955
If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain.
493
00:46:54,955 --> 00:47:01,428
Pull yourself together, whistle a happy strain
494
00:47:01,428 --> 00:47:07,467
If you want the rainbow then you must have the rain.
495
00:47:07,467 --> 00:47:14,675
So if your lucky star deserts you, and if shadows fall
496
00:47:14,675 --> 00:47:21,682
Even though it hurts you, laugh through it all
497
00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:28,589
Be a cheerful loser, you have the World to gain
498
00:47:28,589 --> 00:47:37,691
If you want the rainbow, why, you just must have the rain.
499
00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:53,371
That's all!
500
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,036
Rama, I'm pregnant!
501
00:54:56,036 --> 00:54:58,300
That's wonderful, darling.
502
00:54:58,438 --> 00:55:02,876
Maybe they joined the Mile High Club. On the Pushpakh Veman.
503
00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:04,444
We don't know exactly when she got pregnant -
504
00:55:04,444 --> 00:55:11,351
Very soon thereafter, which is why it is conceivable that she wasn't pregnant because of Ram.
505
00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,485
But I think it was Ram.
506
00:55:12,485 --> 00:55:14,851
Blasphemy. It is Ram.
507
00:55:22,762 --> 00:55:27,722
I'm not like Rama, who would take a woman who's slept in another man's house!
508
00:55:28,768 --> 00:55:33,773
No but that happens with the dhobi.
-there's a dhobi story.
509
00:55:33,773 --> 00:55:37,777
You know the dhobi, the launderer -
yeah, the dhobi says that -
510
00:55:37,777 --> 00:55:40,780
The dhobi's wife, she's with somebody else and when she comes back
511
00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:43,783
he goes, "What do you think I'm like Ram, to take somebody back now after she's -
512
00:55:43,783 --> 00:55:47,787
You know what a dhobi is right? He's a washerman -
-and when news of that hits Ram -
513
00:55:47,787 --> 00:55:52,747
Ram says, "I cannot rule if my subjects don't respect me and so you'll have to..."
514
00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:56,858
Actually that's when he banishes her, sorry.
-Right.
515
00:55:59,799 --> 00:56:03,736
Uh, say, Sita, would you like to take a trip?
516
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,284
But we just got here.
517
00:56:05,284 --> 00:56:07,280
Yeah great. Get packing.
518
00:56:09,742 --> 00:56:14,747
Brother Laxman, my wife's dubious reputation casts doubt upon my own.
519
00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:17,978
You must drive Sita to the forest and abandon her there.
520
00:56:18,284 --> 00:56:20,343
I cannot have her in my kingdom.
521
00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:24,757
I think basically as a king, he had to sort of do...
522
00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:29,762
If the common man was doing that to their wives then why should the king treat his wife any differently kind of a thing.
523
00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:32,765
Like I felt that he let her go not because she was impure,
524
00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:37,770
but because he said that to be a king, he needs the respect of his subjects, and he can't be considered -
525
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,305
I don't think he let her go because -
526
00:56:39,305 --> 00:56:42,242
I felt that he alwsys had this element of doubt
527
00:56:42,242 --> 00:56:47,780
I mean it coupled with, of course, his virtue that everybody spoke of
528
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:52,547
and you know that he kept his word to his Dad, and then his subjects, his... Kingdom,
529
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:57,482
but I felt like he always had this doubt, that she might not be pure.
530
00:57:06,266 --> 00:57:14,741
I feel too bad, I'm feelin' mighty sick and sore
531
00:57:14,741 --> 00:57:23,483
So bad I feel, I said I'm feelin' sick and sore and
532
00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:30,321
so afraid my man don't love me no more.
533
00:57:32,392 --> 00:57:40,959
Day in, day out, I'm worryin' about those blues
534
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:49,309
Day out, day in, I'm worryin' about bad news
535
00:57:49,309 --> 00:57:56,044
I'm so afraid, my man I'm gonna lose.
536
00:57:58,284 --> 00:58:06,726
Moanin' low, my sweet man I love him so, though he's mean as can be
537
00:58:06,726 --> 00:58:13,290
He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me
538
00:58:16,736 --> 00:58:24,444
Gonna die if sweet man should pass me by, if I die where'll he be?
539
00:58:24,444 --> 00:58:31,509
He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me.
540
00:58:33,753 --> 00:58:41,853
Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done?
541
00:58:42,595 --> 00:58:51,304
Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely, I ain't deservin' of none
542
00:58:51,304 --> 00:58:59,445
Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes oh Lordy
543
00:58:59,445 --> 00:59:06,214
He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me.
544
00:59:44,691 --> 00:59:53,599
Don't know any reason why he treats me so poorly, what've I gone and done?
545
00:59:53,599 --> 01:00:02,342
Makes my troubles double with his worries when surely I ain't deservin' of none
546
01:00:02,342 --> 01:00:11,651
Moanin' low, my sweet man is gonna go, when he goes, Lordy!
547
01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:20,081
He's a man that needs a woman just like me.
548
01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:24,357
I must have committed a terrible sin in a previous life to deserve such suffering.
549
01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:30,198
Were I not carrying Rama's sons, I would throw myself into the river.
550
01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:36,869
She's always shown to be pregnant -
- afterwards
551
01:01:36,869 --> 01:01:40,606
No, when she's banished and she's gone into the forest again.
552
01:01:40,606 --> 01:01:45,311
And there she meets that... teacher.
- Valmiki.
- Valmiki. Sorry.
553
01:01:45,311 --> 01:01:49,145
So that's how Valmiki wrote the Ramayana, because Sita told the story to him.
554
01:02:05,698 --> 01:02:12,604
I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waitin' on a weary shore
555
01:02:13,139 --> 01:02:19,840
I'm just a woman, that's only human, one you should be sorry for.
556
01:02:20,313 --> 01:02:24,150
Got up this morning, along about dawn
557
01:02:24,150 --> 01:02:27,854
Without a warning, I found he was gone.
558
01:02:27,854 --> 01:02:34,327
Why should he do it? How could he do it? He never done it before.
559
01:02:34,327 --> 01:02:41,495
Am I blue, Am I blue
560
01:02:41,734 --> 01:02:48,139
Ain't these tears in these eyes tellin' you
561
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:56,616
Am I blue, You'd be too
562
01:02:56,616 --> 01:03:04,022
If each plan with your man done fell through.
563
01:03:04,223 --> 01:03:12,062
Was a time, I was his only one
564
01:03:12,265 --> 01:03:19,772
But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy.
565
01:03:19,772 --> 01:03:27,110
Was I gay, til today
566
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:33,281
Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue!
567
01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:40,359
As blue as the sky blue
568
01:03:40,359 --> 01:03:48,858
You're wondering what do these tears in these eyes tellin' you?
569
01:03:51,737 --> 01:03:55,975
No one feels like I do
570
01:03:55,975 --> 01:03:56,582
Boo hoo,
571
01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:57,443
Boo hoo,
572
01:03:57,443 --> 01:03:58,671
Boo, hoo...
573
01:03:58,811 --> 01:04:05,011
Each plan with my man done fell through.
574
01:04:05,851 --> 01:04:13,893
Was a time, I was his only, only, only one
575
01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:21,356
But now I'm the sad and lonely one, Lordy!
576
01:04:21,534 --> 01:04:25,471
Was I gay - oh Lord was I gay!
577
01:04:25,471 --> 01:04:29,008
Til today - that man went away!
578
01:04:29,008 --> 01:04:35,436
Now he's gone, and we're through, am I blue!
579
01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:52,865
Anyway, so Luv and Kush, or Luva and Kusha, were born to Sita in the forest
580
01:04:52,865 --> 01:04:59,805
and were taught by Valmiki, who taught them all these songs praising Ram.
581
01:05:06,979 --> 01:05:12,781
Luv, Kush, let us sing the praises of Rama.
582
01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:19,659
Rama's great, Rama's good, Rama does what Rama should
583
01:05:19,659 --> 01:05:24,930
Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light
584
01:05:24,930 --> 01:05:30,403
Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone
585
01:05:30,403 --> 01:05:35,602
Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song
586
01:05:57,029 --> 01:06:02,368
Rama's great, Rama's good,
Rama does what Rama should
587
01:06:02,368 --> 01:06:07,807
Rama's just, Rama's right, Rama is our guiding light
588
01:06:07,807 --> 01:06:12,812
Perfect man, perfect son, Rama's loved by everyone
589
01:06:12,812 --> 01:06:18,842
Always right, never wrong, we praise Rama in this song
590
01:06:57,723 --> 01:06:58,691
Hello?
591
01:06:58,691 --> 01:07:01,861
Please take me back! Please please please!
592
01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:05,319
I'll do anything! PLEASE!
593
01:07:05,498 --> 01:07:12,505
If you had a girlfriend who was being treated really badly, by like her ex or her current boyfriend
594
01:07:12,505 --> 01:07:21,313
and she kept saying, "no, every day I'm gonna make sure I cook for him and send him a hot lunch at noon"
595
01:07:21,313 --> 01:07:24,116
Aren't you going to be like, "listen, he doesn't like you or talk to you.
596
01:07:24,116 --> 01:07:27,987
"you've got to move on. Something's wrong." OK?
597
01:07:27,987 --> 01:07:33,459
Sita's doing this pooja every day... I mean, I feel, I feel...
598
01:07:33,459 --> 01:07:36,829
Like this whole "good" and "bad" thing? That we always want people to be either all good or all bad?
599
01:07:36,829 --> 01:07:39,799
I think Sita also has her own issues. Like she didn't go back with Hanuman
600
01:07:39,799 --> 01:07:42,568
she would have saved hundreds and thousands of people from being killed
601
01:07:42,568 --> 01:07:44,170
Monkeys especially.
602
01:07:44,170 --> 01:07:45,398
Yeah, what about animal rights?
603
01:07:45,671 --> 01:07:50,776
And, and then she prayed for this guy every day,
604
01:07:50,776 --> 01:07:51,572
come on!
605
01:07:51,877 --> 01:07:55,047
But also at that point of time it was just that Unconditional Love
606
01:07:55,047 --> 01:07:57,049
You know, for her, she was like, ok,
607
01:07:57,049 --> 01:07:58,539
"this man, he loves me."
608
01:07:58,651 --> 01:08:00,586
- This is the part of the female perspective I disagree with.
609
01:08:00,586 --> 01:08:04,690
Because it's like then you can say, "oh yeah, 'cause she loves him so she did this"
610
01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:06,458
you know it's like, yeah but she shouldn't love someone who doesn't treat her right.
611
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,459
- Who treats you so badly.
612
01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:10,129
OK? That's her mistake.
613
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:13,426
That's HENCE unconditional love.
614
01:08:24,610 --> 01:08:28,280
You went away, I let you
615
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:31,851
We broke the ties that bind
616
01:08:31,851 --> 01:08:39,258
I wanted to forget you, and leave the past behind.
617
01:08:39,258 --> 01:08:49,435
Still the magic of the night I met you seems to stay forever in my mind...
618
01:08:49,435 --> 01:08:53,839
The sky was blue, and high above
619
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:58,143
the moon was new, and so was love
620
01:08:58,143 --> 01:09:01,947
This eager heart of mine was singing,
621
01:09:01,947 --> 01:09:06,907
"Lover where can you be?"
622
01:09:07,253 --> 01:09:11,590
You came at last, love had its day
623
01:09:11,590 --> 01:09:15,961
That day is past, you've gone away
624
01:09:15,961 --> 01:09:25,199
This aching heart of mine is singing, "Lover come back to me," when
625
01:09:25,271 --> 01:09:30,342
I remember every little thing you used to do
626
01:09:30,342 --> 01:09:34,613
I'm so lonely
627
01:09:34,613 --> 01:09:40,052
Every road I walk along, I walked along with you
628
01:09:40,052 --> 01:09:45,257
No wonder I am lonely
629
01:09:45,257 --> 01:09:49,929
The sky is blue, the night is cold
630
01:09:49,929 --> 01:09:55,200
the moon is new, but love is old
631
01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:02,207
and while I'm waiting here, this heart of mine is singing,
632
01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:07,611
"Lover come back to me."
633
01:10:29,668 --> 01:10:38,677
Sky is blue, night is cold, moon is new, but love is old
634
01:10:38,677 --> 01:10:46,385
and while I'm waiting here this heart of mine is singing
635
01:10:46,385 --> 01:10:53,692
Lover come back to me!
636
01:10:53,692 --> 01:10:55,091
That's all!
637
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:05,004
And when Ram was in the forest he heard these two boys singing,
638
01:11:05,004 --> 01:11:06,638
he didn't know who they were but he came up and he was just like,
639
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,240
"who are they, who are you?"
640
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,642
and that's when he finds out that
641
01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:12,542
Sita's there and those are his children.
642
01:11:12,945 --> 01:11:14,646
My sons!
643
01:11:14,646 --> 01:11:16,248
Father?
644
01:11:16,248 --> 01:11:20,352
Return to Ayodhya Palace to rule with me for eternity!
645
01:11:20,352 --> 01:11:24,656
But then, he wants to take Luv and Kush back,
646
01:11:24,656 --> 01:11:27,259
but he's still hesitant about taking her back.
647
01:11:27,259 --> 01:11:31,663
Sita! Well, yes, of course, Sita...
648
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:35,667
All Sita has to do is prove her purity. Again.
649
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:38,670
Another trial by fire, perhaps?
650
01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:43,675
Or we could try trial by water. You know, see if she sinks or floats.
651
01:11:43,675 --> 01:11:47,413
If she sinks, she's pure. If she floats -
652
01:11:47,413 --> 01:11:51,683
No, wait, if she floats she's pure, if she sinks...
653
01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:54,686
And he asks her to prove her purity one more time - I think,
654
01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:57,689
actually I don't know if he asks her or whatever - but she says,
655
01:11:57,689 --> 01:12:00,692
I shall prove my purity to you.
656
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:03,695
If I have always been true to Rama,
657
01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:05,631
if I have never thought of another man,
658
01:12:05,631 --> 01:12:09,635
if I am completely pure in body and soul, then,
659
01:12:09,635 --> 01:12:14,595
may Mother Earth take me back into her womb!
660
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:11,630
I'm flying high, but I've got a feeling I'm falling
661
01:13:11,630 --> 01:13:17,636
falling for nobody else but you
662
01:13:17,636 --> 01:13:22,641
You caught my eye, and I've got a feeling I'm falling
663
01:13:22,641 --> 01:13:27,646
show me the ring and I'll jump right through.
664
01:13:27,646 --> 01:13:34,119
I used to travel single, we chanced to mingle, oh now,
665
01:13:34,119 --> 01:13:38,123
now I'm a-tingle over you
666
01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:44,730
Hey Mr. Parson, stand by, for I've got a feeling I'm falling
667
01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:49,633
Falling for nobody else but you.
668
01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:41,053
Oh honey, oh honey, I never felt this way,
669
01:14:41,053 --> 01:14:45,202
romantically I'm up in the air
670
01:14:46,658 --> 01:14:52,141
It's funny, so funny, me taking it this way
671
01:14:52,465 --> 01:14:57,669
Don't know if I should, but gee it feels good!
672
01:14:57,669 --> 01:15:03,408
I'm flying high, up in the sky, but I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling
673
01:15:03,408 --> 01:15:07,613
Falling for nobody else but you
674
01:15:07,613 --> 01:15:09,114
and you know it too
675
01:15:09,114 --> 01:15:14,620
You caught my eye, baby that's why, I've got a funny feeling that I'm falling
676
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:19,380
show me the ring and oh boy I'll take it from you
677
01:15:20,626 --> 01:15:26,428
I used to travel single, oh we chanced to mingle, oh now,
678
01:15:26,632 --> 01:15:30,636
now I'm a-tingle over you
679
01:15:30,636 --> 01:15:34,640
Oh Mr. Parson stand by, don't leave me now
680
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,643
I've got a feeling I'm falling and how
681
01:15:37,643 --> 01:15:45,781
Falling for nobody else but you!
682
01:15:46,652 --> 01:15:48,085
That's all!
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