Если у вас нету тёти

Если у вас нету дома
Пожары ему не страшны
И жена не уйдет к другому
Если у вас, если у вас,
Если у вас нет жены, нету жены

Если у вас нет собаки
Её не отравит сосед
И с другом не будет драки
Если у вас, если у вас,
Если у вас друга нет, друга нет

Оркестр гремит басами,
Трубач выдувает медь
Думайте сами,
Решайте сами
Иметь или не иметь

Если у вас нету тёти
То вам ее не потерять
И если вы не живёте,
То вам и не, то вам и не,
То вам и не умирать, не умирать

Оркестр гремит басами,
Трубач выдувает медь
Думайте сами,
Решайте сами
Иметь или не иметь
Иметь или не иметь

If you don’t own any houses
On fire they will never be set
And you won’t be betrayed by spouses
If you are not, if you are not,
If you are not married yet,
Not married yet!

If you’re possessing no doggy
Your neighbor won’t wish for its end
And friends will not make you groggy
If you do not, if you do not,
If you do not have a friend,
Don’t have a friend!

If you’re not blessed with a sibling
Then losing him won’t make you cry
And if you’re not really living
Then you will not, then you will not,
Then you will not really die,
Won’t really die!
 
The orchestra bangs on bases
The trumpets are proudly blown,
You have to choose it, you have two cases:
To own it or not to own,
To own it or not to own.

Евгения Саркисьянц

If you don't have a house
It can't suddenly burn
And your wife won't go to another
If you don't have, if you don't have
If you don't have a wife, don't have a wife

If you don't have a dog
Your neighbour can't poison it
And you can't fight with a friend
If you don't have, if you don't have
If you don't have a friend, don't have a friend

The orchestra is thundering basses
The trumpeter blows the trumpet
Think for yourself
Decide for yourself
To have or not to have
To have or not to have

If you don't have an aunt
You won't have to lose her
And if you don't live, if you don't live
You certainly won't need to die, won't need to die.

The orchestra is thundering basses
The trumpeter blows the trumpet
Think for yourself
Decide for yourself
To have or not to have
To have or not to have