What is the secret of your longevity?

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 - What is the secret of your longevity?
- I have no money for a funeral!

- В чём секрет вашего долголетия?
- Нет денег на похороны!

Test Yourself

1

What is longevity?

	Is it having a long memory?
	Is it being fit and healthy?
	Is it having a long life?

2 What do you need to have a proper funeral?

	Do you need good health?
	Do you need to have had a long life?
	You need money.

3 What is the best kept secret?

	Something everyone knows?
	Something your neighbours know?
	Something your cat knows?
	Something nobody knows?