What is the secret of your longevity?


 - What is the secret of your longevity?
- I have no money for a funeral!



- В чём секрет вашего долголетия?
- Нет денег на похороны!


Test Yourself[edit]

1

What is longevity?

Is it having a long memory?
Is it being fit and healthy?
Is it having a long life?

2 What do you need to have a proper funeral?

Do you need good health?
Do you need to have had a long life?
You need money.

3 What is the best kept secret?

Something everyone knows?
Something your neighbours know?
Something your cat knows?
Something nobody knows?