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Ни слова о кефире

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  1. Анекдот о Джордже Бернарде Шоу - В ресторане (Anecdote about George Bernard Shaw - In a restaurant)
  2. Крестики-нолики (Naughts and Crosses)
  3. Ни слова о кефире (Don't say a word about yogurt)
  4. Пойте песню! (Sing a Song!)

- Кефира не было.
- Деньги.
- Какие деньги?
- Я тебе рубль дал?
- Дал.
- За кефиром послал?
- Послал.
- Кефира не было?
- Не было.
- Деньги.
- Какие деньги?
- Иди сюда. Я тебе рубль дал?
- Дал.
- За кефиром послал?
- Послал.
- Кефира не было?
- Не было.
- Деньги!
- Какие деньги?
- Так, так. Я тебе рубль дал?
- Дал.
- За кефиром послал?
- Послал.
- Кефира не было? Я спрашиваю: кефира не было?
- Не было.
- Деньги!!!
- Какие?
- Я тебе рубль дал?
- Дал.
- За кефиром послал?
- Послал… Женечка, успокойся. Давай повторим сначала. Ты мне рубль дал?
- Дал.
- За кефиром послал?
- Послал.
- Кефира не было?
- Не было.
- Деньги.
- На. И иди!
- Батюшки, что случилось-то, а?
- Кстати, бабушка, горчичников в аптеке тоже не было.

00:30
Kefir was out of stock.
00:33
Money.
00:35
What money?
00:40
I gave you one Ruble, didn't I?
00:42
You did.
00:43
I asked you to buy kefir, correct?
00:44
Correct.
00:45
Kefir was out of stock.
00:46
Out of stock.
00:48
Money?
00:49
What money?
00:53
Come here.
01:04
I gave you one Ruble, didn't I?
01:05
You did.
01:07
I asked you to buy kefir, correct?
01:08
Correct.
01:09
Kefir was out of stock.
01:10
Out of stock.
01:11
Money?!
01:12
What money?
01:13
Okay....
01:15
Okay....
01:18
I gave you one Ruble, didn't I?!
01:20
You did.
01:21
I asked you to buy kefir, correct?!
01:22
Correct.
01:23
Kefir was out of stock.
01:25
Answer me, was kefir out of stock?!
01:27
Out of stock.
01:28
MONEY?!!
01:32
What money?
01:33
I gave you one Ruble.
01:34
You did.
01:35
I asked you to buy kefir.
01:35
Correct.
01:53
Eugene, dear.
01:54
Calm down.
01:55
Let's try again.
01:57
You gave me one Ruble, didn't you?
02:01
I did.
02:03
You asked me to buy kefir, correct?
02:04
Correct.
02:05
Kefir was out of stock.
02:06
Out of...stock...
02:08
Money?
02:11
Take it.
02:12
And get out of here!
02:15
My goodness!
02:17
What's happened here?
02:19
By the way, granny.
02:21
The mustard patches were out of stock either.